Ulma: “Hi there! I'm Ulma, an inspector for the Mochelin Dining Guide, and I'm currently working on the Ragunna Food Guide.”

Cueto: “Whoa! Welcome! Welcome! Ragunna has an endless array of culinary delights! We have Margherita Steak, Nectarwine, Pizza Classica, and Nuvola Pasta…”

Ulma: “Uhh, sorry to interrupt you. I actually wanted to ask how you feel about modified local dishes, like the Pizza Tropicale I just ordered.

Cueto: “Hey! You! Watch it. That thing you just mentioned. IS. NOT. A. REAL. PIZZA! It's a demon that nearly destroyed Ragunna, a Threnodian trying to wipe out our culinary culture.”

Ulma: “Is it really that serious? But it looks just like any other pizza…”

Cueto: “We Ragunnesi would never consider Pizza Tropicale to be a real pizza! It's just a fruit tart that looks like a pizza! We're asking the Order to differentiate traditional pizza from this import in writing and pronunciation.”

Ulma: “That’s a bit over the top…”

Cueto: “Over the top? Tell me, where are you from?”

Ulma: “Me? I’m originally from Huanglong.”

Cueto: “What would you think if someone tossed canned fruit into Jinzhou stew?”

Ulma: “Oh my god, yuck! Okay, I see your point.”